The hot guy at work that I haven’t seen for a week and a half is now growing a beard. WOW
no cough syrup
you are not ‘grape flavoured’
have you ever tasted a grape
you taste like death and the tears of small children
not fucking grape
wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself
#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more
You’re all so bitchy to white upper-middle class American MALES. If it was a chick, or an African American chick this would be totally cool. Right?
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Now I don’t mean to brag. BUT. In April I’m meeting Fili, Dwalin, Bombur, Radagast and Eomer.
And I do mean everyone.
hepl
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Did you know that original outline of Up had Carl mourning his wife and using all those balloons to fly off to join her in the sky and it wasn’t until one of the writers was like “what the fuck is wrong with us” that they realized that idea might just be a tad too sad
holy shit, Pixar
tone down the childhood trauma
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So I got sent to the dean today for wearing this top. My study tech teacher said that I was “exploiting” myself and that it could be a distraction to the other students. I got up out of my seat and told her that I wasn’t going to listen to her dress codes. In a way, she was being misogynist and slut shaming and I think that’s wrong. I will continue to wear what I want and nobody can tell me not to. The fact that womens bodies are sexualized and objectified so much angers me and that’s the reason why this happened. I’m going to wear what I want, how I want, when I want and that’s it.
I’m a guy. I can’t wear a shirt like this either, even though I’m not going to be wearing a bra. it’s dress code. It’s not slut shaming. You can’t show your bra like that at most jobs. why should you at school? Yes sexism is wrong and all that, but you can’t get ‘angry at the patriarchy” because you can’t show your undergarments in public. I’m not going to wear jeans with a rip in the side or the front that show off my flowery boxers, because that’s just not appropriate for school. Have some professionalism. You can wear whatever you like at home or with your friends or whatever, yes, but school prepares you for real life.
At work you can’t have this attitude of “I wear the fuck ever I want.” and expect to keep your job. School is the same way because it’s trying to teach you that lesson. That’s unrealistic; almost any job you get is going to have someone tell you what to wear or what to do because you work for them and you represent their company. If you don’t look the way they need you to look, that makes them look bad. A tattoo parlor probably isn’t going to hire someone who dresses like a nun and a top company isn’t going to hire someone who comes to work in a tank top that shows off her bra or a guy that shows off his ballsack.
You can’t blame patriarchy for this, I’m sorry. You can’t blame sexism for this. If I wore booty shorts and you could almost see my balls through my semi transparent flowery goddamn boxers, I would get in the same amount of trouble as you, and it’s within good reason.
Im a girl, and the guy who posted his views is seriously awesome! Thank you for finally pointing this out to girls. Its unprofessional to wear things that show off your bra, wear a proper shirt ladies!
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steal-an-ashtray-solve-a-crime:
fictional boys with black hair and blue eyes give me problems
which ones
all of the above
same
forgot one
ow
Forgot another one
you’re talking about this one ?
Yes, this one

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Everyone who reblogs this will get their url written down on a scrap of paper and left in a public place. It may be resting along the shelves of a grocery store or in between the slats of a park bench. It will say something along the lines of “You found me! Now go here (insert your url) and tell them where I was.” Want this? Reblog!
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You see this notebook? It’s empty right now. For every note this gets, I’ll write down your URL. Tumblr has become my life pretty much so yeah. Watch me get like 2 notes.
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https://www.etsy.com/listing/104678510/superhero-pillows
Hey! With Iron Man 3 coming up why not order your own Arc reactor?
Those who order because of this tumblr post get a Christmas Card!